DIE AHHH

me: *sees bug on mom's back* *slap's mom's back*
*bug falls on carpet*
me: *hits*
*bug still alive*
me: *hits*
*bug still alive*
me: *hits*
*bug still alive*
me: DIE DAMMIT *HIT HIT HIT*
*bug still alive*
me: WTFFFF WHY WON'T U DIEEEE *HITTTT*
mom: just pick it up with paper .__.
me: *hits one more time*
*bug STILL alive*
me: *laughs* *goes to get paper towel to pick it up*
*bug is now in garbage*